GODCHOP

‘George! Stop it!’

‘I told you that Archie had a big, strong log and you’d never get within an inch of it. Why don’t you ever listen to me?  And your Fez may be cool, and the bra is about the right size, but what the hell is with that hair?’

‘Tell me it’s not a rug! GEORGE! Look me in the eye! Is that a rug?’

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