K-K-K-Katie, the stress of winning, losing, then winning your seat has been starting to take its toll on your youthful good looks hasn’t it dear?

But you don’t need me to tell you that, do ya luv?

‘Cos over the yuletide break you’ve ducked down and addressed the issue, which is a very feminist thing to do, to  be sure and begorrah .

And don’t ya look just smooth and divine, Katie me gal?

If of course fake stuff and ‘look at me’ antics are your cup of tea.

Whatever happened to things that mattered?

Like good government? Ha ha ha!