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The young birds at the Bunger celebrate yet another Archie scoop of the Mainstream Media
You’ll be waking up this morning and reading the news about a scandal involving Wilson Security, the mob that run the Nauru and Manus Island detention centers.
Yep sportsfans, all day long the Mainstream Media (MSM) are gunna be telling you about how after a rigorous 12 month investigation an ‘International Consortium of Investigative Journalists’ has uncovered the secret that Wilson Security is run by a couple of fraudsters, one of them a jailbird, and has been dodging tax left right and center by hiding their dough in offshore tax havens in places like the Virgin Islands.
Readers of itsnotnormalisit.com already know this story, don’t we punters, because I broke it years ago.
Yes that’s right you MSM mugs, fueled by Kevvie’s constant supply of pink lemonades – we never let your drink run dry here at the Bunger – your humble correspondent spent many late nights at the Zillman Waterholes bar at the Geebung RSL pounding the typewriter in between dog races at Dapto, Ippy and Ballarat, breaking the story about the Wilson Security scandal by pumping out the articles you’ll read reprinted below.
We pumped out a whole lot more two, but they got vanished by the law when a wide-eyed spark plug with deep pockets full of OPM (other people’s money) got played for a sucker by Hong Kong Tony’s cronies and egged into suing us for some bland, innocuous piece of humor that the thin-skinned sparky with the fragile ego found offensive, thus sparking a bushfire that ended in the immolation of tomes of precious stories once contained on the law firm torched website archiebutterfly.com.
Good on ya fellas, that’s one for the working class. Give yourselves a punch in the head from me will youse.
But anyway, enough survived to tell you the truth of the matter, which is that Archibald J. Butterfly broke the story of the Wilson Security scandal almost 2 years before the Mainstream Media folk twigged to it, and even fed them up a bunch of cryptic clues to help them find the hidden eggs.
They’re a bit slow on the uptake though these folks – too busy regurgitating press releases I suppose – and it took them a long time to uncover the truth of what’s been staring them straight in the face.
Yet even when they’ve found it they’ve still f*cked it up, because Wilson have won a whole lot more than $400 million worth of government contracts, don’t you worry about that, they’ve simply done it through the back door hiding as a sub-contractor to Transfield, the company once run by a bloke named Tony Shepherd, the Abbott appointed Chair of the National Commission of Audit – now there’s a story tip for ya fellas – that hold the $2 billion plus master contract for the detention centers but do Sweet Fanny Adams, and in fact contract all the work out, most of it to guess who?
Anyway, a rolling stone gathers no moss and they play bloody good music too, and likewise Bunger boys do too, so when you’re finished reading yesterday’s news in today’s papers take a Captain Cook at something interesting in the next couple of stories we’re gunna publish this morning and ask yourself and the tin lids
‘Hey Geronimo! What the f*ck’s been going on here. Is this fair dinkum?’
Then jump over to our old Manus Leaks site and find out all.
Have a terrific Tuesday folks!