Now, now Butch.

I can’t help it that you’ve grown old and grey.

And that Archie’s stayed young and handsome.

It’s just the way the cookie crumbles Spandex.

All Bungers are equal.

But some handsome Bungers are more equal than others.

You should just count yourself lucky that your missus is full-on into fossils.

And has a things for skies of grey.

Mine simply admires fine works of art.

Has a thing for master swordsman.

And doesn’t know her own limits.