Again I’m too weary now to regale you with the details.

But did you know that in the past decade there have been more earthquakes in Queensland than there have been in the past 200 years?

And the reason?

Why, just ask Locky.

Some blokes might be genius footballers, but it doesn’t mean that they are geniuses.

After all, have you ever heard the story of a bloke named OJ?