Can someone please tell me WTF is wrong with a plebiscite on same-sex marriage?

After centuries of persecution, and decades of fighting for equal rights, gay Australians now through a democratic process finally have a chance to be afforded equality. Those of us who believe in the inherent rights of human beings to enter freely into marriage – about 3/4 of us if you believe the polls – should be lining the streets waving flags in favor of what appears to be the most common-sense of plebiscites.

Yet Puffing Billy Shorten doth protest. That’s because he is a shallow, craven, cowardly, catholic-cuddling moron Archie doth say.

And so say all of us.

Or those of us who believe in human rights and who don’t carry ALP cards in their pockets anyway.