1. A colleague of mine has taken the fall in the past couple of days.
  2. We are not in the same faction, but our problems are.
  3. My husband did a bad, bad thing.
  4. My fallen colleague’s faction, or one of its members anyway, did something to help us cover it up.
  5. Instead of keeping our heads down, we got pissed at a pub, and made it worse.
  6. We covered that up too.
  7. What will happen to me if the media find out?
  8. What will happen to the Government?
  9. Where the hell is Big Bill when I need him?