The nephew and dum f*cker cast as patsy sucker of Fat turned Skinny Clive (Palmer) – a bloke named Still Fat Clive (Mensink – the world’s most appropriate name), who wouldn’t have 2 frontal lobes to rub together – will be, as of about 10am this morning, officially on the lam.

At about then His so-Called Honour Doggy Dowsett – a supposedly eminent Federal Court judge, who for years has been involved in covering up child sexual abuse, and that’s his case at its’ highest – will issue a warrant for Still Fat Clive’s arrest on the criminal charge of Contempt of a Commonwealth Court, and then Australia’s extradition treaties will become unshackled and the hapless halfwit born of the good/mis-fortune of being Fat Turned Skinny Clive’s nephew will become Australia’s most wanted criminal since Christoper Skase, or perhaps even Tony Mokbel, and will lie back on some third world country couch and begin to wonder why Uncle Clive never paid for him to have stomach-stapling surgery, and then the Fat Turned Skinny Clive is rocked from his egotist’s confident state of revelry and his problems really begin, and if you don’t know what I’m talking about just enter brothers4life in the search engine on this site and you’ll see how cockatoos reap the riches of the earth, and unexpected cockatoos get the heavens too.

All that will be avoided for a while though, pending future diplomatic negotiations, because Still Fat Clive – on the instruction of Fat Turned Skinny Clive, who continues to feed him large bales of cash in various currencies –  has been travelling during the past couple of days in order to strengthen his first post-divorce simple man-woman relationship, and about an hour ago it got really, really strong and he and the first post-divorce missus stopped in one of 33 of of the world’s countries today and decided to stay there, because it is such a bloody nice joint and the people are lovely: not because it doesn’t have an extradition treaty with Australia.

Afghanistan, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Belarus, Bhutan, Cameroon, China, Dominican Republic, Egypt, Ethiopia, Georgia, Iran, Japan, Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Madagascar, Mongolia, Namibia, Oman, Pakistan, Qatar, Russia, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, UAE, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Venezuela and Yemen

Which is good, because you don’t have to suffer the indignity of watching your Fat Turned Skinny Uncle laughing his guts out.

Unless of course you are laughing together inside the great wall of that massive chow food restaurant called China.

Take whatever price you can punters, and put the bloody house on.

Nudge nudge, wink wink sportsfans, say no more.