Sitting here in the cold at Suncorp watching the Broncos throw away what should have been a 30 point half-time lead a few thoughts come to mind.

  1. I’m glad I don’t drink beer anymore and that I had a $10 steak, chips and salad on the way in. What a f*cking rip-off this joint is.
  2. Lang Park’s an amazing stadium though. Shame it’s named after a crook.
  3. Have you ever a bloke play himself out of a State of Origin jersey like Anthony Milford is playing himself out of one tonight? Lollipop passes at first receiver, ridiculous kicks on 2nd and 3rd tackles, a total lack of direction and leadership. I’ve been a huge spruiker of the young bloke but of he’s an Origin five-eighth I’m a super-stud with a bigger dick than John Holmes.
  4. The Sims boys are bums. You wouldn’t pay 2 cents for any of them.
  5. Souths are bums too. The Broncos should dead set have put them to sleep by now.
  6. Toutai Moga is probably the best cheap buy in history.
  7. Matt Gillett’s worth a million bucks a season.
  8. So is Darius Boyd.
  9. James Roberts needs to start looking for the ball more, and has to lift his game.
  10. Josh McGuire is going great guns.
  11. Ben Hunt needed to be dropped – St George are insane paying the sort of money they have for a man who was once the next best thing but is now 27 years old and has never, and will never, reach what 7 years ago looked to be his potential – but Kodi Nokorima’s not the answer to Brisbane’s halves problem. The sooner Wayne Bennett brings Benji into the starting side the better if the Broncos are going to be contenders come September.
  12. My Broncos 13 plus margin bet is looking awfully ordinary unless they pull their fingers out of their arse and stop playing touch footy.
  13. Melody Belle will win the 2-year-old classic at Doomben tomorrow wit a leg in the air. I just hope I’ve got some dough left to back it.
  14. Did I mention that Souths are bums? WTF has gone wrong at that club?