It’s great to see Sunday-Mail Editor Peter ‘Scooter’ Gleeson’s men and women are right on the ball, particularly his sub-editors, who must have spent yesterday afternoon on the Everest/Guineas/We Don’t Have a Track turps riding around tanked on two wheels at the soon to be sold ghost town we once used to know as the Eagle Farm Racecourse.

A SEGWAY has two wheels and a bit of balance son.

It’s a SEGUE that transitions.

Perhaps it’s time the sub-editor responsible for this embarrassment segues into a new job at the Sunday Snail.

It’s never to two too late to bring back the tee ti tea trollee trolly trolley Scooter!