Somewhere between 13 March and 29 April the desperate clowns from Evergreen who have been paid more than $130 000 to fix their own f*ck up that they should have fixed for free dump 21 tonnes of chicken manure on the Eagle Farm racetrack and totally f*ck it, perhaps forever.

Just look at what happens after they drop the chook sh*t.

Will the Rooster who loves racing as much as I do crow?

David Fowler – over to you!