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Why do bloody sheilas always have to strip down to their undies and bras every time I’m around?

Can’t they just keep their bloody clothes on?

Now I’m in the sh*t with Maggie. She reckons I’m holding out on her.

Nah. I’m just lucky.

It’s all in the undies.

Just ask Laura.

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You can be lucky too, and support the National Jockey’s Trust at the same time, and all it will cost you is ten lazy bucks.

For the first pair anyway.

Once you get your socks rocked off in Archie’s jocks you’ll be buying 20 pairs at a time, and never wearing anything else again other than a smile.

Like I said, just ask Laura.

Get your lucky undies right now by clicking here and then get on!

UBET you’ll be winner!

Editors note: You’re looking a little scrawny Harrison. Maggie says she’ll cook you a week’s worth of high-carb meals if you promise you’ll eat the whole 2 litres of your full-fat ice cream with chocolate topping for dessert afterwards. She’s desperate to pinch that ride!

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