Don’t drop it any time is my advice son.

Especially not if Bart Cockburn’s watching.

Or Detective-Inspector Mick Dowie of the Qld Racing Crime Squad.

By the way son, a little bird told me that your mobile’s been playing up. Says that it gets really, really warm, to the point where it feels like its burning hot.

Might have a connection problem there mate. Did you check to make sure the 3-way-call function wasn’t on? I don’t reckon there’s much point taking it in to get fixed now though. The bird’s flown. It’s f*cked.

How are you going anyway? Having a good day?