We can confirm that former Group 1 winning trainer and current licensed stablehand Ron Maund, who was wanted by police for questioning in regard to yesterday’s assault on stewards in the Darling Downs, has handed himself in to police this morning.

This shows that despite being a prick he still has half a brain, because he would have been classified on the police computers as a person with known violent propensities, and treated accordingly by arresting officers, which would have meant Tasers, restraints and a marked absence of kid gloves should the police have been forced to apprehend him.

Maund is presently being questioned by the law and we expect that charges will be laid against him later this afternoon, although the latter is opinion rather than fact.

We will keep you updated as news emerges sportsfans.