It wasn’t me c*nt.

My boys are all Polynesians, Maoris and Albanians.

The first two you see coming ‘cos you are supposed to. The latter you never even know exists, and all the time you spend wondering while you are in traction won’t help you improve your understanding of who they are a single inch.

Oh, and by the way mate, we don’t use vile racist terms over here in Geebung, and we don’t think them either. First Australians are our brothers and sisters, not pieces of cheap cheddar cheese.

Racism ruins lives loser.

I guess you’ll be finding out all about that soon Mr Coon.