You just can’t keep a mad wannabe political candidate with a self-destructive streak down can you? Or away from social media it seems;because just six days in a leaky boat after announcing his retirement from public life ‘for the foreseeable future’ our old old mate The Defamator is back in business.
Yes that’s right folks, Mad Dog Donovan’s returned to the airwaves, proving his myopia by demonstrating that the foreseeable future is a very short time and place indeed.
Nothing much has changed in the blink of an eye since he went away, and Mad Dog continues on his unrelenting quest to prove himself the most sycophantic ALP supporter in the history of mankind, relaunching his online presence by lauding Bill Shorten as the greatest gift to the nation since Blue Poles.
98 percent of Australian reckon Shorten’s an abject failure as Labor leader, and that his budget speech-in-reply was nothing more than a joke, but not the Mad Dog; he regards Puffing Billy as a ‘visionary’. We imagine Mad Dog means that Shorten can see his political demise staring him in the face at the upcoming ALP National Conference, which is the only just fate for a Labor leader whose policy vision is small business tax cuts and focusing the energies of the nation on C-code programming.
F**k me. What an absolute idiot.
There is perhaps however light at the end of the tunnel for Puffing Billy, for the Mad Dog’s relaunched his (imaginary) communications firm, and he’s looking for new clients. It’s probably more correct to say that he is looking for his first client, but either way Billy may well fit the bill (pardon the pun).
I can see an extreme makeover coming, as Mad Dog refashions Shorten’s public persona in the image of his other favorite Billy, the Basher Gordon. There’ll be no more Mr Nice Guy, and Julie Bishop better look out, cos Billy’s gonna bash her, and any other woman who gets in his way.
If his missus Chloe doesn’t like it, well she can just take to the road, and there’ll be no child support, not a bloody cent. Mad Dog will make sure of that.
The rednecks from the outer burbs will flock in droves to back Shorten; there will be no more Tony’s Tradies, just Billy Battlers, and millions of them too. The bloke from the AWU will waltz into the Prime Ministership, little Matty Donovan by his side.
And with all this newfound success the C-Programmer that runs Elite Communication Strategies – the ’boutique firm’ named after the crane hire company owned by the upstanding businessman Michael Cohen – may just be able to afford to abandon Gmail and set up a website.
And perhaps have enough change left over to buy a postage stamp, so that the Sexy Beast might send me his defamation suit Statement of Claim.
Peace and love Mad Dog. Make sure you stay on your best behavior.